You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
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Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
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I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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