Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
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afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
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You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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