i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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