who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
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If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
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How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
do nipples grow back?
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