So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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