so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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