Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
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What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
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I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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