I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
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You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
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Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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