so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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