im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
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