so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
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