The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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