and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
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It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
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We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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