R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
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It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
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Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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