Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
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