fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
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I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
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I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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