D3 body, D1 cock
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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