Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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