Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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