either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
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I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
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Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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