Do you still have your period?
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
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just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
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Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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