Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
