you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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