He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
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100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
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Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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