then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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