I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Even the bartender felt bad for me
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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