Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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