My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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