Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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