i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
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You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
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drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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