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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
She announced her abortion via fbk
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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