he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Blood and glitter go together right?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
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