Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I wish you could order shots online.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
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you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
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If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
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