i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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