Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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