My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
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