When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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