If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
we're so committed to being not committed
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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