you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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