What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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