im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
where are my eyebrows?
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