I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
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he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
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So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
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