My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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