its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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