am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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