I cockslap morals
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
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I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
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Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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