Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
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It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
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Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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