I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
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Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
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My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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