Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
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Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
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the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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