i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
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I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
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You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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