I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
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My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
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Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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