yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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